This Version of Me

"You were someone, he says, before life happened to you."

Homework: Lessons in Forgetting

"The taste of red fruit punch from a Styrofoam cup."

The Final Exam

"What would Nietzsche have to say about your cowardice?"

Please Stop Asking

"The Author will deliver, at minimum, satisfactory entertainment value."

Math of god

"I think my teacher was saying that it is human to be angry at God and, as such, is inescapable."

Impressions from a Vacuum

"Inflammable and flammable have the same meaning. This distresses me."

Look to the Starfish

"Flatworms reproduce by tearing themselves in half... I am ambivalent about this ability but ultimately impressed."

A Touch of Desperation

"You ask me what you are worth—which I do not take to mean your value in terms of currency—"