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Selected Essays
Online
Please Stop Asking
"The Author will deliver, at minimum, satisfactory entertainment value."
Fall 2023
"I think my teacher was saying that it is human to be angry at God and, as such, is inescapable."
Summer 2022
"Inflammable and flammable have the same meaning. This distresses me."
Issue 18
Notable in The Best American Essays 2017
(Originally published in Alligator Juniper XX)
"Flatworms reproduce by tearing themselves in half... I am ambivalent about this ability but ultimately impressed."
Summer 2023
A Touch of Desperation
"You ask me what you are worth—which I do not take to mean your value in terms of currency—"
Summer 2023
In Print
On Dealing with Loss
"Learn to change the way you move through the world."
Summer 2023
"I want to meet the women whose wiser choices result in my non-existence."
Issue 5
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